Crust Prophets: The Art of Baking, But Also Not Really

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Crust Prophets, a 501(c)(3) non-profit, seeks to revolutionize the art of baking by questioning the very notion of art itself.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated bakers use cutting-edge techniques to create crusts that are both aesthetically pleasing and utterly confusing.

Join us in our mission to make the world a crisper, more bewildering place, one crust at a time.